Are you eating that?
No, please.
Eat!
What's the deal? Where's the real food?
If you can't imagine yourself being Peter Pan, you won't be him, so eat up!
Eat what? There's nothing here. Gandhi ate more than this.
This used to be your favorite game.
Forget the games. I want real food! Steak, eggs...
You can't. Eat your heart out, you crinkled, wrinkled fat bag!
- You're very ill-mannered... - You're a slug-eating worm.
You can do better than that!
You're encouraging them?
Show me your fastball, dust brain! You paunchy, sag-bottomed puke pot!
Bangerang, Rufio!
You're a very poor role model for these kids, you know?
You don't have a fourth-grade reading level.
- Hemorrhoidal sucknavel. - Maybe a fifth-grade reading level.
Oil-dripping, beef-fart sniffing bubble butt.
Someone has a severe caca mouth. You know that?
You are a fart factory!
Slug-slime sack of rat guts and cat vomit...
... cheesy scab...
... picked pimple-squeezing finger bandage!
A week-old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side!
Substitute chemistry teacher.
Come on, Rufio, hit him back.
Mung tongue!
- Math tutor. - Pinhead.
- Prison barber. - Mother lover.
Nearsighted gynecologist.
- In your face, camelcake! - In your rear, cow derrière!
Lying, crying, spying, prying ultra-pig!
Lewd, crude bag of pre-chewed food dude.
Bangerang, Peter!
You man! Stupid, stupid man!
If I'm a maggot burger, why don't you just eat me?
You zebra-headed, slime-coated, pimple-farming, paramecium brain...
... munching on your own mucus, suffering from Peter Pan envy!
What's a "paramecium brain"?
I'll tell you what a paramecium is! That's a paramecium!
It's a one-celled critter with no brain that can't fly!
Don't mess with me, man! I'm a lawyer!
Banning, Banning!
Rufio! Rufio!
Oh, Rufio, why don't you just go suck on a dead dog's nose?
You're doing it.
- Doing what? - Using your imagination, Peter.
You're playing with us, Peter. You're doing it, Peter.
Drink your papaw, Peter.
How is it?
Bangerang.
Catch!
Hey, Pockets...
... catch!
Oh, Don't Ask!
Bangerang!
Hey, Pan the Man, catch this!
Peter, look out!
Peter, watch out!
Bangerang.
Peter...
... can I talk to you?
Sure, Thud.
- I remember Tootles. - You do?
He was lost too.
How could you know Tootles?
He was a Lost Boy.
These are his marbles.
These are his happy thoughts.
- He really did lose his marbles. - Yeah, he lost them good.
Peter, you know what?
My happy thought will help you.
What's your happy thought?
Mine's my mother.
Do you remember your mother, Peter?
Wish I could.
Listen.
My mom sang that song.
My young Jack, tell me about the game of baseball.
I can't remember. Are the mates standing or are they on horseback?
The stars are all my friends
Till the nighttime ends
So I know I'm not alone
When I'm here on my own
Isn't that a wonder
When you're alone
You're not alone
Not really alone
Good night, Never Land!
What is it? I hear it. I hear it again.
Smee, it's that crocodile, back from the dead!
Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock!
Is that the clock?
You killed that croc years ago. We smash every clock we find.
Little elf didn't know any better.
To the museum, at once.
Shine 'em up! Put a fresh coat of varnish on your peg, right here!
Broken clocks...
Each one ticked its last tock, and now all is well.
Just listen.
I don't hear anything.
I know! Good form! Exactly!
Jack, you see this? Come over here.
You can take it.
This is Barbecue's very own bedside clock. He was quite an infamous pirate.
I smashed this clock immediately after I gutted him.
His ship made a pretty bonfire!
Such a pretty, pretty...
What is that I hear?
A ticking?
Smee, stop the ticking!
Stop that! Stop that "tick-tick"!
There's no ticking here. There's nothing left to tick.
Oh, my God!
This is for the ticking that might have been.
Get his father's watch!
Go on.
You know you want to.
Give it a try.
Go on.
This is for...
... never letting me blow bubbles in my chocolate milk!
- Good form! Bravo! - Isn't that wonderful?
This is for never letting me jump on my own bed!
Make time stand still, laddie.
For always making promises and breaking them!
For never doing anything with me.
For a father who's never there, Jack?
Jack, for a father who didn't save you on the ship.
Who wouldn't save us...
Who couldn't save you, Jack.
He wouldn't. He didn't even try.
He was there, we were there, and he wouldn't try.
Jack...
... he will try.
And the question will be:
When the time comes, do you want to be saved?
Now, don't you answer now. No, no, no, no.
Now it's time to be whatever you want to be.
Put behind you any thoughts of home...
... that place of broken promises.
That what?
Have I ever made a promise, Jack...
... I have not kept?
Have I, son?
Come on. Let's go!
I don't like this game.
"Steal Hook's hook As fast as you can. "
"It'll make you proud. "
"Then you crow like Pan. "
Confound it, Druscilla, glove me. The game is about to start.
I need my bubbly. Give me my bubbly.
Steal Hook's hook, then crow!
Jackie, boy! Jack!
This is for all the games your daddy missed.
Hook would never miss your game, son.
You're almost there. Take it.
- What's he looking at? - Come on, you're this close!
What's wrong?
- Grab it, come on. - Grab it, Peter!
Come on, Jack.
And one!
Wait for the good pitches.
Wait for the good pitches!
Jack! Jack! He's our man. If he can't do it, no one can!
He's stealing second!
No, now stop it!
We're playing this game according to Master Jack's rules! Bad form!
Sit down now! Let's resume the game!
Very violent sport, isn't it, baseball?
Come on, Jack!
Run home, Jack! Run home, Jack!
"Run home, Jack. "
Smee, no, no, no! They've got it backwards!
Tell them to turn it around!
Maggie?
Switch!
Home run, Jack! Home run, Jack! Home run, Jack!
Home run, Jack. Home run, Jack.
He can't hit the curve.
My Jack!
My Jack.
You did it! Hoist him up!
That's my boy! You did it, son!
Gotta fly!
Happy thought.
Happy thought, happy thought, happy thought, happy...
One great, big happy thought!
Less is more.
I can!
"Tootles. Wendy. John.
Michael. Peter. "
Be careful, Peter. You're a lot taller than you used to be.
Well, say something.
Do you like my dress?
You look beautiful.
What's the occasion?
You are.
It's a welcome-home party.
What happened here?
Hook.
Burnt it when you didn't come back.
Kiss.
Wendy.
This is Wendy's house.
Tootles and Nibs built it for her.
I remember.
Wendy would sit in that chair.
But it wasn't there. It was here.
We used to sit here while she'd darn socks and tell us stories.
She slept here.
Tink, your apartment was right here.
Yes.
Little Michael in his basket bed, right here.
John.
Teddy. My Teddy.
Mother used to put him in the pram to keep me company.
I remember my mother.
I remember her.
You can be sure, very fine schools indeed.
First, he will attend Whitehall, then Oxford.
And of course...
... after graduation, he will prepare for a judgeship in the highest court...
... making time for marriage and family and all of that.
Just like his father.
Isn't that what grownups want for their children?
I was afraid. I didn't wanna grow up.
Everybody who grows up has to die someday.
So I ran away.
Tink...
... you came and you saved me.
You brought me to Never Land. You taught me to fly.
But I was still a little boy, and I missed my mother.
So I decided to fly home to my very own window.
But it was shut.
They'd forgotten about me.
I found other windows to visit, ones that weren't shut closed on me.
That's how I met Wendy. I chased my shadow in her nursery.
I expected my shadow and I would join together like drops of water.
Boy!
Why are you crying?
What's your name?
Wendy Moira Angela Darling. What's yours?
I came back many times for Wendy. Always in the spring.
And Wendy kept getting older...
... and older.
And then I came back the last time.
Peter, I can't come with you. I've forgotten how to fly.
I'm old, Peter.
Ever so much more than 20.
- I grew up a long time ago. - No, no, no!
- You promised! - I have children of my own now.
They have children of their own.
That's my grandchild, Moira, asleep in the bed.
When I saw her lying there sleeping...
... at that moment, something changed in me forever.
I shall give her a kiss.
No! No, Peter! No buttons, no thimbles.
I couldn't bear her heart to be broken when she finds she can't keep you.
No.
I mean a real kiss.
I can see why you have trouble finding a happy thought.
So many sad memories, Peter.
Bye, Teddy.
Not Teddy. Daddy!
Daddy!
Peter, you're a daddy.
Hi, Jack.
I know why I came back. I know why I grew up.
I wanted to be a father.
I'm a daddy.
My happy thought.
I got it!
I got it! I found it!
I lost it!
Just hold that happy thought, Peter!
Peter Pan!
He's back! He's back!
He's back!
Play!
You are the Pan.
You can fly, you can fight, and you can...
Tink, you in there?
Are you sad?
No, I'm neither. Please go away.
Oh, you're sick.
You need a Band-Aid. Or a thermometer!
That's how Nibs made the Wendy lady better.
Oh, no, Peter! It's not about that!
Yes, it is!
Nibs put the thermometer in her mouth.
Felt all better.
Don't we have the greatest adventures?
Do you remember your next great adventure to save your kids?
Kids?
Peter Pan's got kids?
Why are you in Never Land?
To always be a little boy and have fun.
I like this game. Ask me another one.
Oh, dear me! I did it.
Tink, look what happened! You broke your house.
You're humongous.
This is the only wish I ever wished for myself.
This is the biggest feeling I've ever, ever felt.
And this is the first time I've been big enough to have it.
Peter, I wanna give you a kiss.
No, I mean a real kiss.
I love you, Peter Pan.
I love...
... her.
"Her, " who?
Mo...
Moira!
I love Moira...
... and Jack and Maggie.
Jack and Maggie...
I have a plan. Tink?
Come on. You gotta come.
When it's all over, you'll leave and never come back again.
What are you staring at, Peter?
Save them.
Go save them.
You silly ass, go!
Jack, it's a very special time when a pirate receives his first earring.
It's like the first time you run someone through with your blade.
Now, Jack...
... I'm gonna ask you to bend your head ever so slightly.
A little more. That's it.
And brace yourself, lad. Because this...
... is really going to hurt.
Smee, what is that?
Who is that, captain?
It's Peter Pan.
Has it been three days?
'Tis true, Peter...
... time does fly.
And so do you, I see.
How did you ever manage to fit into those smashing tights again, Peter?
Hand over my son now and you and your men may go free.
Why don't you ask the lad yourself? Jack, someone to see you, son.
Jack, give me your hand. We're going home.
I am home.
Good form!
You see, Peter, he is my son. He loves me dearly.
And I'm prepared to fight dearly for him.
I've waited long to shake your hand with this.
Peter Pan, prepare to meet thy doom!
Dark and sinister man, have at thee.
Don't you love it, laddie? Once you've shed blood, it's hard to stop!
It's a pirate's life, my lad!
Jack, Jack!
- Don't I know him? - No, you've never seen him before!
You won't believe this, but I found my happy thought.
It took me three days, then guess what happened?
Up I went!
You know what my happy thought was?
It was you.
That's my dad... but he hates to fly!
Bangerang!
Call out the militia! We'll need every last man!
If there's anybody not fighting, get here quick!
Form ranks!
Show them the white light we're made of!
Remember the fires from hell that forged you!
Charge!
Now!
We'll show you who's chicken! Watch this!
Smee! Do something intelligent!
"Smee, Smee"! What about Smee?
What about Smee?
What about me?
Thud ball!
Fire!
Hey, wait!
Look out below!
Somebody help!
Here we go. Take it, take it, take it!
Lost Boys, down!
My eyes!
It's time for Smee.
Where do you think you're going? Get away from that window!
Hook!
Rufio.
The old man is mine.
Jack! Save me!
Maggie!
Get down here!
Maggie!
Daddy!
Wait, ain't you...
Peter Pan.
Daddy!
Daddy?
Peter Pan's my dad?
I'll never lose you again.
Lost Boys, we got them on the run!
Here comes Pan!
Looky, looky, I got Hooky.
Hook! No!
Do you know what I wish?
What?
I wish I had a dad...
... like you.
Oh, Dad, I'm sorry.
Are you ready for me, Peter?
Come on. Humor the Hook.
Dad.
I wanna go home.
What are you talking about? You are home.
Where are you going?
Lost Boys!
Peter!
Where are you going? Come back here and fight me!
I'll find you wherever you are!
Bad form, Peter! Come back.
You need a mother very, very badly!
Smee! Follow me!
- Stairs! - Just moving your personal...
Wherever you go, wherever you are...
... I vow there will always be daggers bearing notes signed "James Hook. "
They will be flung at the doors of your children's children's children.
Do you hear me?
What do you want, old man?
Just you.
You've got me, James Hook.
Pan "The Avenger" is back.
And the Hook is waiting, Peter Pan.
It's Hook and me this time.
- Prepare to die. - To die would be a great adventure.
Death is the only adventure you have left.
I remember you being a lot bigger.
To a 10-year-old, I'm huge.
No pain, no gain, James!
Good form, old man.
You know you're not really Peter Pan. This is only a dream.
You'll wake up, you'll be Peter Banning, a selfish man who drinks too much...
... who's obsessed with success and runs and hides from his wife and children.
I believe in you.
- I believe in you. - I believe in you, Peter.
I believe in you.
You are the Pan.
You're Peter Pan.
I believe in you...
... Peter Pan.
- Bad form! - Jack, stop!
Now we end this.
You blackguard!
Hello! Tick-tock, tick-tock...
... Hook's afraid of an ordinary clock!
I think not! I think James Hook's afraid of time, ticking away!
Tick...
Good form, Peter. I am fallen.
Give me my dignity. You took my hand. You owe me something.
You killed Rufio. You kidnapped my children. You deserve to die.
Strike, Peter Pan. Strike true.
Daddy, let's go home. Please?
He's just a mean old man without a mommy.
Yeah, Dad, let's go. He can't hurt us anymore.
Bless you, child. Good form, Jack.
After all, what would the world be like...
... without Captain Hook?
I want you to take your ship and go.
I never want to see your face in Never Land again.
- Peter, look out! - Fools, James Hook is Never Land!
Whenever children read, it will say:
"Thus perished Peter Pan. "
What's happening?
I want my Mommy!
Hook's gone.
Hook's gone! Hook's gone!
Bangerang!
No more Hook!
No more Hook! No more Hook!
Hurray for Pan the Man!
What's wrong, Peter?
I can't stay. I've done what I came to do, and now I have to go back.
Tink, make my kids glow.
Jack, Maggie, all you have to do is think one happy thought...
... and you'll fly like me.
Mommy!
My dad...
... Peter Pan.
Tink, you know the way.
I'll be just behind you.
Don't leave us, Peter, and don't say goodbye.
What's "goodbye"?
It's going away. That's what it is.
Forgetting about us all over again.
You're all my Lost Boys. I'll never forget you.
Never.
So who do I leave in charge?
I want you to take care of everyone who's smaller than you.
Then who do I look after?
Never Bugs.
Little ones.
That was a great game.
Thank you for believing.
I know her.
She looks like an angel.
Let's not wake her yet.
My dear child, have you been up all night?
I see them in their beds so often in my dreams.
When I wake up, they're still there.
Tink? Tink? Tink?
Hello.
Having trouble with the misses? You will have, by the time you get home.
Tink!
Say it, Peter. Say it and mean it.
I believe in faeries.
Do you know that place between sleep and awake...
... where you still remember dreaming?
That's where I'll always love you...
... Peter Pan.
That's where I'll be waiting.
Nana!
Oh, give us a kiss! Come here, you drool machine!
Tink?
Brad! Hi! Have you been holding this long?
I'm incredible! Yeah. Never Land!
Lost Boys. Jim Hook. Duel to the death. I'll fill you in later.
Listen, I'd love to chat...
... but I gotta climb a drainpipe now.
Why? Because I ran out of faerie dust. If not, I would've flown up. Why!!
- There were pirates. . ! - And monsters there!
Just like you said!
Granny Wendy!
Let me in!
Please.
Excuse me, do you have an appointment?
What did I tell you about this window?
Always keep it open!
Never, ever, ever close...
I have to take this.
Have you ever known what it's like to feel the exhilaration of really flying?
Feel this.
Where have you been?
Fly me, Daddy, fly me!
Anytime, Maggie. To infinity and back again.
Hello, Peter.
I missed the adventure again, didn't I?
I think these belong to you.
Look!
See, look! I didn't lose my marbles after all!
Wendy, look! See?
I didn't lose my marbles after all!
Hello, boy.
Hello, Wendy lady.
Give us a skwoodge.
Boy, why are you crying?
I don't know. A tear for every happy thought.
One for me?
- One for me? - One for me?
And one for me!
Seize the day!
So your adventures are over.
Oh, no.
To live...
To live would be an awfully big adventure.